next session
to be announced
the next session has not been approved yet. management is in a meeting. the tower will honk when it knows.
a program of Coconut FM · sundays · 19:00 CET/CEST
Honk Therapy
Group therapy for people who prefer their emotional problems in 4/4. PalapaGoose plays a one-hour live DJ set every Sunday. You attend as a patient. The music is selected and administered in ascending order of feeling.
breathe in. honk out. repeat.
How a session works
01
Check in
Press play on Coconut FM when the session starts. You attend as a patient. PalapaGoose plays.
02
The music builds
An hour of trance and progressive, with the occasional turn into melodic techno, in ascending order of feeling.
03
The response is observed
There is no required reaction. The clinic notices what arrives and files it without making it worse.
what plays: trance · progressive · the occasional melodic techno. the treatment may expand when the room requires it.
every session plays a requested song
Each session, one requested song may be played for someone in the room. Requests are welcome. Compliance is unlikely. The intern will file it either way.
request a song →
The treatment plan
Progressive Session
A gradual rise in intensity. No response is required on arrival.
Memory Observation
For a song that opens a door you did not know was still there.
Low-End Support
For days when the room needs a floor again.
Voluntary Return
For patients who left, thought about it, and came back on their own.
Treatment room diagnostics
Bassline Regulator
warm
Mood Stabilizer
holding
Emergency coconut reserve
stable, per the intern
all instruments load-bearing. none explained. full inventory in the official record.
Known side effects
smiling · movement · rhythm · mild dancing · mild optimism · unexplained calm · humming · tapping (foot, finger, or both) · a sudden urge to text an old friend · a brief truce with monday · temporary relief from being a person
Honk Therapy is entertainment. It is not mental healthcare, and PalapaGoose is not a licensed therapist. It is mostly bass.
Between sessions, Coconut FM is on.